NBA Captions: Rasheed and Pierce
December 25, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer) · Leave a Comment
"Then Doc was like why u gotta shoot so many threes son, and told me to go to the post. So I shot 19 threes in a row"
"Damn n*gga you cold as ice, like my knees"
Where Amazing Happens
January 30, 2008 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer) · Leave a Comment
"Where Amazing Happens"
"I got fifty on Dirk missing his next free throws"
"No way man... He's gonna make at least one!"
"Hey guys what do you think you're doing over there?"
"Oh... Uh nothing Tim..."
"Yeah right, now let me in... I want some action, put me down for a hundred"
"Okay, now let's make this happen"
"What?! That wasen't a foul!!!"
"I do believe that was bullsh*t sir"
"Come on you bastard miss it!!!"
"Damn"
"Yess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wait a second... Why were you so happy just now?"
"Uh... Uh... Nothing! How about twenty dollars?"
"Both teams played hard"
Classic Draft Day Blunders
January 30, 2008 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer) · Leave a Comment
"Classic Draft Day Blunders"
"Joe, I've thought it over... I think we should get Carmelo Anthony"
"Sorry Larry, but my mind's made up. Darko has all the skillz, he's gonna be the next Dirk. You'll see, I'm a genius"
*Later*
"Coach, what play were we running again?"
"Oh you guys just haven't seen Darko in practice. Dude's the Serbian Gangster no joke. You heard it here first. Both teams played hard"
"Well Darko is a fine talent and we're happy to have him on this team. You might be wondering about his lack of minutes..."
"Let me assure you, I have found a special position on the Pistons for someone with Darko's abilities!"
