NBA Comics: Dantoni and Nate Robinson
December 25, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer) · Leave a Comment
"Come on coach, let me in!!"
"Robinson if we weren't on live television right now, I'd drop your ass"
"Coachhhh, I be better than Duhon come on now"
"The only thing you're better at is not meeting the 5 foot barrier, now sit down"
"Crap, Duhon just sprained his ankle. Alright fine here's your chance, don't mess up"
"I promise coach!!!"
*2 seconds later*
"Nate what the hell are you doing that's the wrong basket"
"So?"
Knicks 2009 Garden Pamphlet
February 11, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer) · Leave a Comment
We here at the Knicks appreciate you coming down in support of your favorite team! That being whatever team the Knicks are playing that night. You may have seen Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant score 61 points in our house this week… That’s making history, and that’s the Knicks superstar guarantee!
Some people (mean people) have criticized our team for poor defense in the past, but they’re just not using the proper terms. We like to think of it as “offensive enhancement” We’re simply good sportsmen, and here at the Knicks we believe everyone deserves to win… As long as they’re not playing for us. I’d also like to clear the air on some rumors. Rumor has it we won’t miss the lottery this year. I’m proud to say those rumors are false! Of course there’s always a chance the rest of the league goes on strike or gets injured leaving a wide-open chance for the Knicks! But we don’t like to discuss risks here at the Knicks. Unless you can bring them to us with 70 million dollar contracts over 6 years.
Besides we value your free time! We know you have your favorite shows, and there’s some things in life that take priority over us. Like other teams. What’s that you’ve already stopped paying attention to this pamphlet? You say there’s a Lakers pamphlet going around?! We totally understand. See you next year, same time, same record!
P.S….
Could you get us a copy of the Lakers pamphlet? Thanks.
Yours Truly,
The New York Knicks
When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Bryan Colangelo Edition
December 30, 2007 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer) · Leave a Comment
"When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"
"Hey, what do you say we go get a beer after the game"
"I don't know if I should Mike.. I have important GM stuff I gotta do"
"Not even one drink? Looks like Toronto's made you soft Bryan"
"I guess one drink couldn't hurt. I'll keep it real!"
*The Next Day*
"Man, my head is killing me! What happened last night Sam? Tell me I didn't do anything stupid"
"Well... You did give Kapono a 4 year, 24 million dollar contract"
"Very funny Sam"
"Who's laughing?"
"You're not getting me this week, I know it's not April 1st"
".............."
"Oh god!"
