NBA Captions: Rasheed and Pierce

"Then Doc was like why u gotta shoot so many threes son, and told me to go to the post. So I shot 19 threes in a row"

"Damn n*gga you cold as ice, like my knees"

Doc Rivers: Coach of the Year

"Mannn. Time out, call time out"

"What are you doing out there?! You gave us the lead!"

"Sorry coach"

"It's okay. I got a backup plan... "

"Brian get in there and chuck some 3s"

"Danny is gonna give me the extension for sure!!!"

"When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"

"Danny maybe you can get me some help this year, you know trade some of those draft picks"

"What?! No! I keep it real! We're going to get Oden in the draft this year I promise! Now go sit out"

"Fine!"

*Later*

"And with the fifth pick in the NBA draft, the Boston Celtics selec-"

"Oh man then you told Pierce what!"

"I told him I keep it real!"