Lebron James Cares
July 11, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
'Wow! That was a nice dunk homie, ya got me! Hold on a sec, I gotta make a quick phone call"
"It was really nice of you to hold this camp Mr. James. We were wondering if we could have a tape, a little memorabilia for the kids you know?"
"Oh, of course. I'll get right on it sir"
"Hey, it's Lebron! Are there any recordings or tapes of today? Really, that's great!! Erase them"
Momma There Goes That Team
June 10, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
Reports have it Mark Jackson has hired a new agent to get him a coaching job in the NBA. Only one thing is certain.... Please let it be the Knicks
Rumor: Celtics Love Rondo!
June 3, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
Rumors are flying Danny Ainge is planning on a special welcome ceremony for Rajon Rondo this year! Mainly a one way ticket to Phoneix. Yes it's vacation time in Celtics land and everyone knows Ainge loves dishing out the fun!
Antoine Walker was so happy with his, why he didn't even need to come back! Ainge will even be kind enough to throw in pal Ray Allen to the mix, just as long as Rondo promises to pass the necessary physical and not come back.
Lebron James Is Doing Great!
June 1, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
Lebron James responded to Saturday's loss with the class and grace of a true English gentlemen. Naturally this meant ignoring passe rituals like handshakes and bouncing back to his moms. People need to understand, vitamin water and press conferences just don't mix! James is simply a progressive man in a modern age.
Mike Brown: Man of A Thousand Plays
May 31, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
"Okay Zydrunas, here's the gameplan, go stand over there under the hoop.. You know hoop?"
"Think so... I try get hookshot?"
"What?! Hell no, pass that shit to Lebron"
"Coach! We're down but I think we can still win! I'd like to take the last shot, can you set up a play?"
"Sasha, I'm gonna level with you... I'm not really an X's and O's kind of guy. Just pass that shit to Lebron"
"I don't give a damn if you scored West, what do you think you're doing upstaging me in front of the other players? I set a play!"
"What play? You just said to pass it to Lebron"
"I'm sorry am I talking to the coach of the year?! That's what I thought. Now get your ass on the bench West!"
"Shit's easy..."
