NBA Captions: Spurs/Nuggets 2007
November 14, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
Spurs/Nuggets Series 2007:

"Jr get in there we need a 3, I want you to shoot it"

*Clang*

"Don't even look at me, just go back to the bench"
*After Game*

"I don't know what the hell he was thinking. I told him if you're in the game don't shoot a 3, but I guarantee it won't happen again on my watch. He certainly didn't get the idea from me."
Dr. Duncan MD
November 14, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)

"Dr. Duncan M.D"

"Let me have a look at the patient"

"I--"

"I'm sorry there's nothing I can do"

"Duncan!!!!"

"Fine...."
*Later*

"The operation was a success but the patient didn't make it"
NBA on ABC
November 14, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)


"Exciting NBA Finals between the Spurs and the Cavs!!!"

"Bang! What an exciting game between Lebron Hughes and Tim Bowen!!! Somebody picked up a foul, but I'll be damned if I can say their name correctly.... Bang!!!!!"

"Everything I predict will happen doesn't happen. I'm only here because Tom Tolbert felt the job was beneath him"
"Ratings":

Anderson Varejao Flop
November 14, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)

"Hold it!

"Hold it!!!!"

"Hold it!!!!!!"

"Flop!!!!!!!!!!"

NBA Captions: Billy King
November 14, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)

The keys to rebuilding a team are simple.
Step 1-Trade Star player, get 12th pick in the draft.
Step 2-??????
Step 3-Profit
"But Mr. King, what's step 2?"
"This conference is over sir. Good day"

