Antoine Walker and Friends: Episode 6
December 28, 2007 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 1 Finale-
"Episode 6: Mike Dunleavy: Private Eye"
"It's my baby man. Gina! I don't know what's going on with her."
"I've been yelling GINNNNAA GINNAA, all week along! And she hasn't come once! I don't like it detective Dunleavy, I don't like it at all."
"Hmmm. Interesting you should say that because I actually found some fascinating dirt on Gina. Pretty much right through talking with your friend Tommy at his job"
"Why you gotta joke around like that bro? Tommy ain't got no job! Seriously what do you have for me?"
"No bull Martin, you might wanna come with me."
*Hour Later*
"No. No it can't be! GINNNNAAAAA!!!!"
"Baby, baby how could you do this to me? Another man! After all we been through! This is how you repay me?!"
"Man this really is a party"
"Oh no, you ain't even gonna try putting this on me! Maybe if you had been there Martin, this wouldn't have happened!"
"You know what forget that! Who the hell do I hear hiding back there, don't tell me there's more GINNA!"
"You can come out now Antoine, Rob"
"I hit it"
"So did I. Told ya'll I was clutch!"
"You know what just forget you GINNNA! You can get to steppin"
"That's fine with me, Martin"
"Is he gone yet guys?"
"Yeah he's gone Billy"
"Wooh that was a close one"
Antoine Walker and Friends: Episode 5
December 28, 2007 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
"Walker and Friends"
"Episode 5: Dirk's Daddy"
"Thank you all for coming, Dirk's daddy is indeed someone in this room"
"The daddy is..."
"Hey who's screwing with the lights?"
Who is screwing with the lights?
Is it:
"Officer Barbrady?"
"David Hasselhoff?"
"The light it's back up"
"But I can't find the result paper! Where is it guys?"
"The door's locked! We're trapped!"
"I hope you all realize what we may be dealing with here. Some of us might have to be eaten so others can stay alive"
"But how do we decide?"
"There's only one answer... Tyrone Lue"
"Yes no one gives a sh*t about Tyrone Lue"
"No guys, come on!"
"Forget that guys I found the picture. But before I reveal it, anybody watch that Spurs/Jazz series last month? That was quite th-"
"Nobody watched it! Just tell us already damn it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Very well. Dirk's daddy is indeed somebody in this room. It's Stephen Jackson!"
Antoine Walker and Friends: Episode 4
December 28, 2007 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
"Walker and Friends"
"Episode 4: Who is Dirk Nowitzki's Father"
"Dr. Duncan will see you know Dirk"
"Thanks for having me Doctor Duncan"
"Sure thing"
"I used to be on top of things, I stuck my tongue out at people. I yelled at Terry whenever I wanted, life was good you know"
"Then something went wrong, I lost in the finals, and I kept choking and choking over and over again. Even Terry isn't afraid of me anymore"
"I saw him and Cuban making fun of me"
"They claimed they were talking about something else. But I knew... I knew... "
"Of course not"
"Nah man, we were laughing about Dirk I mean Kirk, yeah that's it, Kirk."
"And I'm not Dirk Diggler damn it! It's not funny! What's wrong with me Doctor?"
"It's clearly in my professional diagnosis that your issues lie off the court."
"Do you know where your father is Dirk? He can help you out with all the choking"
"My, my father?"
"Who is Dirk Nowitzki's Daddy?!"
Is it
"Officer Barbrady"
"Shaq?"
"Mr. Garrison?"
"Tracy McGrady?"
"Antoine Walker?"
or the
"1991 Denver Broncos"
"Find out on the next episode of Walker and Friends!"
Antoine Walker and Friends: Episode 3
December 28, 2007 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
"Walker and Friends"
Previously on the last episode:
"I am your father!"
"No! That can't be true! That's impossible!"
"Shhhh. You know this to be true!"
"Why have you turned to the dark side? Why must you shoot so many 3s?"
"Because there are no 4s"
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Episode 3: The Walkranos
"Today, Our hero gets into some dirty business the way only he can"
"We got this T, now let's head back to Jersey"
"He wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"You know I feel bad for the kid T, but you know things happen"
"Talk about your feelings, your anger"
"To be honest I'm kind of relieved. Now I got the gaba-goul all to myself "
"I'm gonna go out to Vegas, get my head straight you know"
*Later in Vegas*
"Yo T, you've gotta try this stuff"
"I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Antoine Walker and Friends: Episode 2
December 28, 2007 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
"Walker and Friends"
"Episode 2: Toine Goes Hollywood"
"This week on Walker and Friends, our hero discovers he has a new found passion in acting when George Lucas is in town for...."
"THE SPECIAL SPECIAL EDITION"
"I don't know something is still missing in this scene, I just can't put my finger on what"
"You over there!"
"Me?"
"Yes come over here. I want to try out this next shot"
"Oh no! The Empire is striking! Wait who's that with em?"
"Alert the rebel fleet, the one they call Walker is loose"
"Yes, yes that's perfect! Okay now we'll use CGI for this last one"
"I am your father"
"You nailed that my boy"
"*Coach is gonna be proud*"
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"What will happen on the next episode of Walker and Friends???? Tune in same Walker time same Walker channel"
"This episode is brought to you by the NBA Cares Program:
"Each year Antoine Walker visits schools in an effort to show the NBA truly does care"
