Pau Gasol Is Doing Great!
May 16, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
Move over Chauncey Billups! There's a new candidate for the sportsmanship award this year!
"Come on guys, don't look at me like that! I just fell down some stairs!"
"Oh, he just gets pumped up during the game, you know. When its just us he's totally different. Are the cameras still rolling?"
Darius Miles Is Doing Great!
May 15, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
Darius Miles was busted this week for ignoring details like turn signals.
Miles, was confused on who placed the weed in his passenger compartment, and why it was there instead of a non-suspended license. Authorities were just as perplexed as Miles, and 100 dollars later, he was a free man! Miles still counts against the Portland Trailblazers cap, and has declared Greg Oden a bust.
Pictured Below: The Miles Mobile
Rafer Alston: What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?
May 7, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
My latest parody based on yesterday's Magic/Celtics playoff game and the legendary Chappelle Show Skit!
Hornets to Stay the Course
May 7, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
The New Orleans Hornets have put an end to rumors they'll make the second round next season. After a record 58 point loss on their home floor, only one thing was certain, an extension to Coach Byron Scott.
"The man is a coaching wizard! If it wasn't for Scott it would have easily been 70 or 80 points" said Scott's wife.
When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Joel Przybilla Edition
April 19, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer)
“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”
"I got this guys. Yao? Pssh! Ain't no thang. I keep it real"
*Pre-Game*
"Hey Ming, you ain't gonna meditate outta the first round son"
".................."
*Later*
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey you know I was just playing right"
"No hard feeli-"
"This doesn't look good. Get the bust out there"
