The Zeke Files: Steve Francis Conference
July 20, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer) · Leave a Comment
"First off, I'd like to thank all of you for coming on short notice"
"I'd like to bury these heinous rumors! Let me say there's a time and a place for everything... And it's called Reuben Patterson's house"
"So as you can see, this woman is simply after Zeke's mone-"
"Mr. Thomas, DNA evidence has been found as of 10 am this morning. How do you respond?"
"Get Francis in here.. He's gonna need to take the fall on this one"
"Sir, you fired Francis"
"I did what?!"
"Mr. Thomas you haven't responded to my question"
"Here's my response... Son have you won two championships?
"No I haven't......"
"Well Zeke has"
"But what does that have to do with anythin-"
"This conference is over"
Lebron James Cares
July 11, 2009 by Nir Regev (OneAnswer) · 1 Comment
'Wow! That was a nice dunk homie, ya got me! Hold on a sec, I gotta make a quick phone call"
"It was really nice of you to hold this camp Mr. James. We were wondering if we could have a tape, a little memorabilia for the kids you know?"
"Oh, of course. I'll get right on it sir"
"Hey, it's Lebron! Are there any recordings or tapes of today? Really, that's great!! Erase them"
